I can see you.

Mabel oh Mabel what a beautiful girl!
I just love to sing, I mostly love to sing about me, because I am a very lovely person.
Sometimes I just don't understand why I'm not popular.
I think people just judge me cause I'm blind, I mean seriously how mean!
I have the best fashion
I have the best looks
I have the very best personality
I have everything and yet everyone stays away from me as if I'm some monster or something.
I think everyone is jealous.

here i go...(8)

"oh no", I said quietly as I could
Mabel Oakfield walked pass me, and I tried not to breathe
someone was with her, a girl with dreadlocks
she was very flat chested girl.
"hey there buddy whats wrong?", the girl asked
"n-nothing", I stuttered back in reply
Then the beast spoke,"oh Harry I didn't see you there!"
well duh.
"my name is Geoffry Canning", said the girl
Geoffry? that's not a girly name....
"by the way I am very much a male", HE said after watching me in silence for a long period of time.
"oh", I said awestruck by the fact that any boy could be that attractive.
"he is my new boyfriend", laughed Mabel cutely
"nice to meet you", I said gulping down my infinite embarrassment.
"It's my pleasure", said Geoffry politely, after that he gave a wink, and they walked away.
One thing I was asking myself was: how did she know my name?

here i go...(7)

Everything has been weird lately I kept having strange dreams such as:

• When those kid from school all got turned into robots and decided to murder me.
• I crawled into a gigantic egg shell and got trapped in it.
• I wanted a pair of socks, but it just so happened that socks never existed and I was the only person who knew about them.

So after that I decided that I would buy a bunch of socks, stop eating eggs, and stay away from those kids.

my turn!(3)

"hi again uuuunnnaaa", said Mabel as she crept from behind me
"oh my god!", I screamed, "you scared me"
"sorry", she said, her blank eyes twinkling
"i-its okay", I actually felt a little sorry for her...

"hey your brother, Harold is really cute", she said smiling brightly
"he isn't my brother!", I said angrily, without noticing the weirdness of what she said(she is blind and can't tell if someone is cute)
"sorry", she said again
"no I'm sorry I shouldn't get so mad at you", I apologized
"you shouldn't get so mad at anyone", she said with a bit of sour tone(which I wasn't expecting from her)
"just because I'm blind everyone acts like I'm special or something", she whispered sadly
"I didn't mean it like that at all!", I said, but she was already out of sight
maybe she can teleport.

my turn!(2)

was that too harsh?

do you think I hurt his feelings?

I heard laughing,"hi!", said a cheery voice from behind me

"hello", I said as i shut my locker

It was that blind girl, Mabel.

Her pony tail bounced as she jumped up and down

"how did you know I was here?", I asked

"oh, I could smell your overuse of perfume", she said grinning happily

"uh....thanks?.....I have to uh...go now", I said as I walked away franticly smelling myself.

what a weird girl, I'm mean seriously, she was wearing a hot pink dress that had yellow polka dots on it, and her shoes and headband matched perfectly.

To make it worse I saw her having a conversation with the "leader" of the Freaks....Angela.

my turn!

"I so sorry honey", I told my little friend Harold

He had been involved with a pretty nasty fight the day before.

"I'm fine Una", he assured me, but then added,"did you dump Brandon?"

I was going to, but he apologized, so no.

"no", I replied.

here i go...(6)

I could have sworn that Chris and Angela were looking directly at me when we were outside yesterday. I wonder if they actually want to get to know me, not that there is much to know.
"Hey, Harold have you fallen in love with her?", asked Una after I told her all about my new stalkers.
"who, Chris?", I Laughed," no way!"
"no silly, Angie, or whatever her name is", Una replied
"eww no!", I said blushing furiously.
Una walked away laughing, Oh my god.....what if I am in love?

here i go...(5)

I was stunned I couldn't believe that some person had actually tried to talk to me...and I rejected them.
This all makes me wonder if I'm cautious, or maybe I really just don't want anyone to like me.
It was Angela though, and she has something in her eyes that just make me want to choke my self with severe happiness, which is very rare for me.
Maybe I could just try excepting the fact that I'm probably going to die before I ever get excepted into a group of people who actually like me.
One thing that I'm really confused about, why did she seem so excited to talk to me?

here i go...(4)

I knew i didn't have a great personality like other kids in the school, but I really just wanted to have a couple friends like anyone else.

there were these kids, Angela, uh Chris? oh I don't remember their names, but I always wondered if they were ever unhappy.

They were always so happy sometimes it hurt to look at them.

At lunch I sometimes sat by Una, but I really didn't like it when everyone looked at me as if I was a stray animal that Una just decided to pick up.

When I wasn't sitting with my 'friends' I parked myself in a really nice place: the bathroom.

"Hey man wat'cha doin' in here?", laughed Brandon when he saw me comfortably eating my lunch in the corner of the bathroom.

"eating", I replied smartly,"obviously".

He shook his head a walked out of my own stinky, wet, personal lunch room.

Chris yeah thats his name, walked in next, but he didn't see me.

why doesn't he just go into the girls bathroom? I mean no one would notice and plus it's probably cleaner.

here i go...(3)

Dear Journal, don't get ripped up by Una ever again, do I make myself clear!?!?

"this whole High School transition is really hurting you isn't it Harold?, Una asked, we finally got to attend the same school again.

"not really", I said trying to sound tough

"what up lil' man", yelled Brandon Pike as he playfully punched me in the stomach. I thought he would have never tried to do that again, because one time I puked.

I always thought Brandon's name was a little ironic, because in most instances that I've witnessed the person named Brandon was usually a little guy with round glasses who's nose was always running, but Brandon was sporty and girls loved him.

"hello, earth to Harold!", Una always yelled at me when I didn't answer someone right away.

"oh, uh n-not much really", I slowly replied to Brandon after a couple seconds

Brandon made a strange face and said, "wow dude you are one tripped out space cadet"

"go easy on him babe hes just like a little kitten, really shy", Una explained to the big doofus with the military hair cut.

She had been dating Brandon for a couple weeks and already referred to him 'babe'

I must admit I was horrified when Brandon had her cut off her Rapunzel locks, and I don't really like him anymore, because of that.

I did have other friends besides Una, or at least some good acquaintances

the problem was that you were either a geek, nerd, dork etc., or you were deeply in 'love' and could pay attention to no one, but your lover.

I guess I was sort of an 'other', because not even the geek, nerd, dork etc. liked me.

Una got to know me the hard way, which involved lots of forced apologies.

I was a loner.

here i go...(2)

"w-well i also said that you were pretty", I managed to stammer out those last few words before

SMACK!POW!!BAMMMM!!

I was knocked to the floor and was not in the least bit conscious. Blood was pouring like waterfalls out of my nostrils, and I might have died if it weren't for the after school math club. The math club leader ,Colin I think was his name, called an ambulance. Then I was soon on my merry way to ER land.

It's actually a shame that I went to the hospital, because my parent ended up paying a bazillion dollars on a broken nose and a couple stitches. Honestly I'm glad it happened, because after that me and Una had a nice(not to mention long distance, because she got expelled)friendship-like thing going on. I think she really felt terrible, even though she had broken many people's noses before(I'm guessing that she had a crush on me).

here i go...

Once upon a time there lived a dragon, uh wait! no a princess, yeah a princess. She had really long hair uhhhh.... and she was really pretty her name was Una.

"oh shut up", said Una Banvard as she crushed the soon-to-be novel with her fists.

"what?",I asked,"what did I do wrong?"

"you called me a dragon dumb-ass, it's not as if i can't read!", now she was really mad there seemed fire coming out of her nose.

"well, you CAN breath fire, and as far as I know so can dragons", I smartly replied.

"now you've done it", laughed Patricia Parker.

Patricia always laughed,but always kept her distance when Una was involved.

I was as good as dead.

AT LAST!!!!

AAHAA! now i can begin my extraordinary tale of deep philosophy and the most absolute version of the apocalypse in words!